Clearly, I had no idea it would be this involved; so, I apologize for the prolonged torture.
I would like to see the damage I created...does the following look functional based on your recommendations?
padding: body-left: 250px;
padding: body-right: 250px;
No more questions re: this topic ~ promise!
Thanks to you and Colin for your extensive education and willingness to help.
I owe both of you more than a coffee!